Freaky Friday - Episode 14 - Phobias

I think Freaky Friday is getting a wee bit old and fucking boring.  Itshould be coming to an end fairly soon.  Let me know if you agree... I can't end off on a number than can't be divided by 5 so this week my Theme is Freaky Phobias.

Phobias are the most common form of anxiety disorders. They are so prevalent that the chances are extremely high that you would know at least a couple of people with some kind of freaky irrational fear.

Sadly, after watching people who are fucking freaked out by an innocuous plate of pickles or perfectly plump peaches, it becomes extremely difficult to take this disorder seriously. Some of the videos will probably make you scratch your head or your balls and question whether the reactions are real, or they’re faking.  

I'm still trying to figure it out.  I will leave you with Jack White's words "I even love it when you're fakin' it".

You think thats weird? 

There is a dedicated website to The List of Phobias.

Have you ever suspected yourself of having Osphresiophobia or Triskadekaphobia?  Perhaps Hippopotomonstosquippedaliophobia - thats the fear of long words.  I fucking shit you not, Fuckers!  That was clearly some freak's fucking sick joke to make fun of the Long-Word-Phobia folks.  

It think its fucking hysterical, of course.

Honestly, there seems to be a phobia for pretty much anything and everything! 

I thought my dreams were daft enough - there are some fucking sickos out there...poor bastards!  Here are 14 of the weirdest phobias for you to check out when you're uber bored.

Take a Quiz :  What Phobia areYou?

I definitely don't suffer from Fartophobia thats for fekking sure!

Keep or Scrap Freaky Fridays??  Wanna hear from you in the comments section beloooooowwwww, Skank-Ass Ho's!

Freaky Friday - Episode 13 Sir Lick-a-Lot

No Theme today...just general Freak Fuckers!

Anorexic Teletubbies with a Proctologist?

Who Told this bloke that Blue Suede shoes would got with this outfit? 

It sooo clashes with that orange vest, doll!

Thorn amongst the roses 

(with clipboard, ginger beard and backpack)

 

WTF?  He's got better legs than she has!

 

Super Fairy Geek?

Can I nibble on your cheese?  

or do you want to be the cat and you can chase me?

Write your own caption for this one...

Has Knife, Will Stab (guess who? yip The Daft Scots Lass)

A Mexican  MacDonalds...

 

Even on oxygen this old geezer has fucking attitude!

Sir Lick-a-lot

Freaky Friday - Episode 13 - Walmart

Hi Freakyazoid Fuckers.  This week's Theme is : Weirdos

weird·o n. pl. weird·oes Slang

1. A person regarded as being very strange or eccentric.

2. A deranged, potentially dangerous person.

We all have at least one weird family member that everyone sniggers about behind their back. You know the poor Fucker?  The freak that everyone dreads seeing at the annual family Christmas Picnic?  The cock-sucker who never fails to embarras you in public.

I personally have many dysfunctional family members and I think thats why my Mum brought us up to have a sense of humour about life and people...

Uncle George who doesn't own a toothbrush and insists on slobbery mouth to mouth greetings *shiver* or Cousin Sebastian who wears a bow tie with his PJs and loves his job as an Embalmer.  He'll go into great depth about the process to anyone who'll listen.  No one gives a rats arse, Seb!  

Then there is Great Aunt Edna who wears knitting needles in her hair, smells like fucking moth balls, constantly mumbles the word fuck all the time and farts like a fucking two-stroke.

I am drawn to these kind of Fuck Nuts even though most others avoid them.  I find them incredibly interesting - physically putrid and vile, yes, but - colourful nevertheless.  I especially like the weirdos that don't give a fucking rats arse what others think of them.  They are confident about themselves, the way they are and they don't see anything freaky about themselves.  In fact, they generally think that "The Average Joe" is the weirdo.

They don't like to be labeled and they certainly DON'T like being kept in a box. Weirdos fucking rock my tits off and are certainly no Shrinking Violets.

And this reminded me of the Walmart People.  These Plonkers not only fit this category but show no embarassment in their weirdo skin....I FUCKIN love 'em!!!

Here are a few WM Peeps:

The typical Walmart Mullet Man 

Looking ultra cool his shades, crop top and short jean-pant.  

A bad-ass heart tattoo on his bicep completes the 80's rock look.

The gut hanging over the jean-shorts just puts a cherry on the fucking cake.

The lead singer of Funkadelic shoppin' for the reunion party.

Everyone owns a pair of Yellow Go-Go Boots, right?

Pimp My Cereal:   "Slappin' Dem Skank-Ass Ho's works up quite an appetite..."

Who is the Weirdo in your Dysfunctional Family? Tell me about it...

Go to Weirdo Dot Com for a laugh.

Are you a Weirdo? Take the Quiz and find out!

Freaky Friday - Episode 10 - Pranks

Theme : Pranksters


Did you know there is an "art" to pranking?  I said, pranking, not spanking... aka Prankonomy.


"There's a sucker born every minute."

"Take or be taken."

"Believe none of what you hear and half of what you see."

These aphorisms are so ingrained in our life, they're practically commandments. And for good reason: We are a credulous people.  A hoax, we are taught, is an invasive, aggressive stratagem - a nefarious short-circuiting of our natural social instincts, a hack of Trust itself, a deterministic, zero-sum shell game with a clear winner (the prankster) and loser (the gull).




















Ways to Annoy People in the Office:

• Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that. 
• Email your boss the message: I know what you did last vacation. 
• Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.) 

And who could forget JackAss?


Johnny Knoxville, Steve-O, Wee Man and his crowd of weirdos...


This is my favourite clip from Jackass movie.

Freaky Friday - Episode 6 Optical Illusions

This week's Theme : Illusions


Our eyes often deceive us. Check out these freaky illusions


1.

Keep staring at the above picture for about 20 seconds and then look at a white surface (a wall or a big piece of paper). One of the very classic illusions. The best thing is ; the afterimage seems to be a sharper picture than the original.


2.

Do you find something unusual in this picture? Can you see any human face in this optical illusion? If not just move away from the screen and try focusing on the center portion.


3. Try to count the number of black dots on the image below...

4.  Put your 3d specs on for these ones:

5. A Stereogram Picture - Can you see what this says?  (hint : cross your eyes a little to see the words)

Can you tell me what's hidden in this one?

6.  This just hurts like a fucking bad acid trip.

7.  Kevin James on America's Got Talent - this dude is very entertaining...